Showing posts with label mom. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mom. Show all posts

Thursday, January 23, 2014

The trouble with shoelaces, blogs & why I will never get an Olympic Gold Medal


So – you know how you are watching the Olympics and that one figure skater just makes an incredible leap……..and then falls right on her ass?  Well, that would be me.  Well, with one exception – she gets up off the ice and keeps going.  Me – not so much!  I would be that one skater that would sit there, crying into my hands, ugly tears……. until someone came out and escorted me off the ice.  Yup - THAT’s me!

That brings us to the shoelaces…… no, really, it does!  My Little Man just turned 8.  He is totally afraid of learning to tie his shoes.  I mean, like he refuses to even touch them, try to tie them…….. get anywhere near them without just slipping them on.  As soon as he tries to do it, he gets one little step wrong, or it doesn’t work exactly right – and BAM – tears start flowing and he throws a fit and won’t try again.  I can’t figure out how to get him to do it……….so the kid still doesn’t tie them.

Yeah – that getting back up on the horse really doesn’t happen around my house!

Finally that brings us to this little blog right here.  I’m afraid of rejection I guess.  I want approval – well who in the hell doesn’t???  BUT, I’m so afraid of rejection or failing, that I’ve never even told my family about this page.  Actually, I’ve told almost no one about it.  Making it worse, I’m too afraid to “post” anything because it might not be funny enough or good enough – so I let things languish in my head and saved folder.  Cyclical – yes – hell yes – you betcha………. But that doesn’t mean that the feelings aren’t real and scary.

So, here’s my getting my ass off of the ice – medal be damned.  Although, maybe I could get a medal in “Ice Sitting”!

Friday, June 26, 2009

A temporary tattoo…….really???


I have this new tattoo on my ankle. I did it to crank my mom just a wee bit. I was scheduled to start a class at church with her - yes I said CHURCH. In preparation one would think that I would get my bible ready or maybe pray. Nope – I go straight to the rebellion of how fun it would be to rattle her chain. I’m not evil……not really anyways. But why a temporary tattoo??

First off – I’m a huge chicken – duh! I don’t have the nickname “sissy la-la” for nothing! I hate pain! Would you go into the dentist to do some work if they didn’t have novocain….no, no you wouldn’t!

Secondly – it’s something that I can change around to fit my mood. Even if there wasn’t the aforementioned “fear thing” then it would be because I have a holiday fetish. I just love each and every holiday. I decorate for Easter, Mardi Gras, Halloween, St. Patrick’s Day, Christmas………you get the picture. Occasionally that decorating spills out onto my ankle. It’s silly – I know, but if you know me……well……..that’s self explanatory!

I’m too much of a goodie two-shoes to ever get a real one. My mother would be devastated, but over time she would get used to it. So – this is so much better. I can just surprise her every so often with something that can tick her off for the day……..with a little holiday style!